So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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