My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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