I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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