the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable