Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet