Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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