wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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