I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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