***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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