I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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