I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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