wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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