You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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