The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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