we have officially lost it.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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