yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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