On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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