He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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