Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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