What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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