i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut