Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.