i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing