And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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