marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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