I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
