just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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