just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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