It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
