those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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