If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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