so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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