I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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