Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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