so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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