ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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