if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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