do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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