You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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