OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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