Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Randomize
