Nicole vs. Life
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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