I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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