He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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