My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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