He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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