Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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