please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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