she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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