Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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