Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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