omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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