Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we made out on top of his cat.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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