"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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