doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
