Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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