so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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