She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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