Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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