how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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